The absurd list(its not just another list)

January 2, 2009 § 19 Comments

I have never been made any new year resolutions,after all isn’t it better to get to the solution at the first attempt then the re-solution? Hmm..does sound like a whole bunch of nonsense,but the title gurantees abusrdity,to the Nth degree of an indefinite line(whatever that is).So let me make this wonderful list,which made a sally and haunted me,till I resolved to write this post.

And since this is absurd,don’t factor in time here.The probability of these things,is perfectly elasitic (or inelastic) ,i.e.,one/all of the thing mentioned in the list might  happen within the next second(it hasn’t) or when I am senile old man,with false teeth,asking my grandson/great great grand daughter,how to use some new machine,which probably would be made by a guy who flunked LKG.So lets get to this wonderful list.

+- Publish a book.Until recently this found a place in the to do list.I moved it out (into this list) ,after reading a few famous books.While it is possible for any Ramaswami/Sighania/Tom who happens to write about some “teeny” love story to sell,what i write will never sell,unless,I grow a beard and have a six pack or a big belly.

+- Play football for Arsenal/Barca/Wolfsburg.Not that I would turn down an offer from some other club.But these are my favs in the respective leagues.But considering the fact that 16 years in the age at which most Arsenal player’s start their carrer,I am too old.So that leaves Barca and Wolfsburg.One has too many good players and the other,hmm…I just don’t speak German(nor Spanish).So there ends my football millions before my first Nike deal(please buy the shirt with my name and #7 or #9 on it).

+-Make a movie with Jonny Depp,Amir Khan and Kamal Hassan with Heath Ledger as the villian( Jack Sparrow shall take us to world’s end to bring back the villain!).The ladies shall be Deepika and Priyanka and for the sake of my wonderful friends Jessica Beil.You will not be able to guess who is Amir,Jonny and Kamal,until the last scene(they will be look alike triplets).So that leaves a female lead short,no there shall be no Pandava style sharing,one of them will find a lady drowning and rescue her(the lady shall be Kamal and the man shall be Kamal,a double roll,he does deserve,after all he did manage to do 10!).

+-Create world peace.If only master card could by world peace.But apparently,they too are going to go bankrupt soon,people came to the conclusion that buying priceless things was the best way to utilize their unlimited credit facility.And of course,thanks to too much of inflation,peas costs are high,that’s why countries use nukes.Or we can use the bottled chemicals aka soft drinks,the only thing soft about them might be that they use soft water,which 5 star hotels sell above the MRP.

+-Come first in something(except being first to reach school).This is something which has evaded me.I never manage to come first in anything(or rather,I forgot the last time,I came first in something).So time to get the aces-4 aces and a joker,will ensure I win.Though the probability is pretty low.

+-Go and visit,every square millimeter of earth.Going on a world tour,has become too common and journey to center of the earth,has already been done.So before Guinness runs out of records,let me create this one.I shall start soon.(Apparently,my great grandfather used to walk everywhere and I want to add to that,no joking, I am serious about this,though this is in the absurd list.)

+-Become the PM/president of the country.I think being a president would be more fun.You know,going on a holiday,when the country is getting bombed,how romantic.PM means,you can get kicked out of office anytime,but no one cares about the president,the roadies wouldn’t know your name nor would the people watching it.

+-Listen to all of Beethoven,Tchaikovsky,Rachmaninoff and other classics.

+- Compose some music.

+- Write an anthem,which would be more popular that another brick in the wall.

+- Build the world’s largest ,tallest,biggest and the best building.I am searching for some land,so if any of you are selling,hold on,let me make some money and i will buy it from you soon.

+- Invent something,anything.Let it be some weird theorem or something super useful like orkut(please don’t tell me you don’t get this one).

+- Make everyone in the world think.By far the most absurd.As long as MTV is what people watch,there is no hope.

+-Make this blog the most read.Hmm…thanks for contributing to this,by reading this far 😀 

+- Write something short.(  🙂  ) 

+- Create a new language.

+- Or at least a world and make it more widely used that fuck.

+- Finish writing takes of thondiraja.

+- Try to remember all the absurd things.

So now I am going to add tags.I am not entirely happy nor are my ardent readers,at me writing such nonsense.But unlike my senselessness grapevine( wouldn’t you all prefer wine?) stories,there is more of heart and thought in this.It should actually be longer,but considering the fact,that I want to eat something,I cut this short.

Now all those of you came here,through a search engine,keep visiting me.I am not capable of cashing in,on the vogue,day in and day out.After all,before pink returns,we might have more people with pink slips and Indians talking without a an American accent(ya,we all know its fake,unless you were born there).

I like this word- macabre.And funnily enough the wordpress spell check,is pointing out that the word blog doesn’t exist,that shouldn’t be happening right,Mark?

And since,this is long enough,to not welcome comments,the post ends here.I shall respond to the comments,on the older posts soon,so don’t leave without commenting!

Just a thought,why do we never begin conversation with good night,like with good morning and good afternoon?

Karajan – Beethoven Symphony No. 9

November 26, 2008 § 4 Comments

Been a while since i shared any of my fav classicals here.This one is just amazing!Well words can never match such composition! This one for joy indeed! For more on this symphony see here.

And you can know more about Krajan here.

 

Divine!

Rubinstein “Heroic” Polonaise

August 17, 2008 § 5 Comments

Wow!

Beethoven-Abbado, B.P.O.,Symphony No 9 in D minor Op 125,III

July 27, 2008 § 3 Comments

Horowitz plays Chopin Ballade 1

July 18, 2008 § 1 Comment

Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky Symphony No.6, Op.74

July 17, 2008 § 4 Comments

Chopin Etude Op.10 no.12 “Revolutionary” (Pollini)

July 14, 2008 § 2 Comments

J.S. Bach – Allegro (Violin Concerto in D minor)

July 7, 2008 § 5 Comments

Autumn-vivaldi

June 26, 2008 § 2 Comments

tagged!!!!

June 17, 2008 § 8 Comments

yaYayyayaAYayayA! i am tagged again 🙂 Been such a long time,since i did one 🙂 So Nita has passed it on this 🙂 and here goes 🙂

Please thoughtfully consider the following, and choose one item for each of the categories below. (Be sure to describe your reasons for choosing)

* One religious work from a non-familiar tradition you’ll read:
hmmm….i will read maybe bible…
* One music video-that you like-from your “least likely to listen to’ genre:
too tough,really too tough,i am just music mad…i like tamil movie music(well the bangy bangy senseless,hypocritic stuff…) and one among the ocean,well i don’t say i love it,but it is kinda funny..the song i mean…

* A book from a genre you almost never read, that you have read, or you will read (promise!):
ha,hmm…at present i am reading gibran…maybe sci-fi…but i cannot promise..i hate sci-fi books..
* Somewhere you’d never thought to go on holiday/vacation, and why it might be fun to go there?
Antarctica-loneliness and penguin sliding 😀
* A specific food you’ve never tried, but will because of this meme, honest!:
hmm…er..is there anything veg i haven’t eaten? sorry,let me find out that something first 😀
* A sport or game you really hate, or haven’t tried yet, but are willing to give one more go:
a sport i haven’t tried a zillion…a sport that

i hate,cricket!!!!!!!

hmm…it might be worth a re-try still….
* A style of dance you probably won’t try (we won’t make you promise on this one):
too tough…for i don’t dance lol 🙂 maybe bee dance?
* A career job you don’t feel you’re suited for, and why:
i doubt if i am suit for anything….but anyway ninja( too much of naruto watching i guess) because i don’t know how to fight 🙂
* An item that’s “thinking out of the box’ for this meme that hadn’t been included:
a question: what will you do if we send you to the place you wanted and tell you to play? thats dumb maybe…hmm….the person whom hate the most?
* If there’s one thing in life you wanted to do, and will do because of this meme, what will it be?
go to Antarctica 🙂 well first try to spell it properly without the help of firefox 🙂

oh! ya and i pass it to priya, Ananya, Jane,Jeevan , SF,and Meghana well no one else 🙂 If you want to do it, just do it 🙂

Anyway just found this video

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