Interview with a bear,Ops the bear!
February 19, 2009 § 11 Comments
I was browsing through my photos and then came across this one. I quickly searched my blog posts to see if I had posted this interview and I was shocked to find I hadn’t.Such a crime! I had of course posted him,but what about the conversation? Well I would to my best extent try to have another conversation with this fellow here 🙂
Me:- Good Night, Mr.bear how do you do?
Mr.Bear:-Oh! better than in the wild.You know,all the ice is melting away,I saw my bro yesterday in Animal Planet while you were asleep,my, he is suffering.
Me:-True,it is bad..but then we humans have better things to fight over,life discrimination ,equality etc..we are having trouble saving ourselves,let alone other creatures..
Mr.bear:- Well why not put a big AC for us then? And ya I saw your news channels too,my you do sleep a lot! Your kind has no sense,we too fight but not by blowing our kids insides out,just because one is a girl! You guys don’t even know how to respect each other..you don’t gift others any fish,you all are just fishy!
Me:- That is rather bold and what is it that I sleep a lot? You are the one who sleeps for months together..Cold storage!
Mr.bear:-Oh ya? Well well,you are just as human as any other human..now you know ,I can sue in court? Only thing ,the lawyers are demanding too much money,they claim it is easier to buy justice and even Citibank has come up this scheme to help it improve its profit-they have this system where the money gets transferred from any account to another without any one knowing,not even they know…apparently,all these days they were testing it ,they gave it to the CEOs in US.
(note :- I realize only now,that he knew about the recent events even before it hit the main stream media!)
me:-Wow! Bear! Where did you learn all that? I mean I thought you were just another little brown bear,but my even Teddy should be proud of you! Where did you get all these information?
Mr.Bear:-OH! my sources keep updating me..I am just hiding here,because I am their in the most wanted list..they want me to run the world,in fact they wanted me to become the president of the world,ops US,but then I refused..
me:-My,you are such a celebrity! I am honoured to have you here..how did you land up in my cousins hands ?
Mr.bear:-Ya well I was running away from the media..you know how it is down there in the Antarctic,all those penguins and seals,we used to eat them,but then they grew wise and decided to join the media.So if we kill them,they flash across the ice,”Bears kill free media and freedom of expression’…and all the while you dumb humans are killing us all..
me:-Wow! Guess that is what is happening here..they scream at us and blah blah! But the real fellows just stud them with bullets and knifes and even kill us civilians in the name of someone in the sky,sad..I thought media was the fourth estate,but they seem to be good enough just to report about some bad real estate markets..
Mr.bear:-Oh! ya that was clever of you..ya I understand,they keep telling that we bears take up too much territory and all the while,the ice bergs are taking a chilling dip! Can you on the AC? The hole is only getting bigger,soon Tiger better start teeing from the Berumda Triangle for the hole in Ozone..
Me:- you follow Golf? Wow! you are very very well educated..And a business man too…you were telling me how you landed up here..
Mr.bear:-Oh! ya,I dived in and guess what,I landed on top of a Nuke Sub,which someone was trying to sneak in…I landed up in the states,where a brat in LA took me and thought I was cute,he took me on a trip to Singapore there I got down and landed up in ur Cozs hands..
Me:- Such an eventful life,no wonder you keep sleeping..any idea of coming out of hiding soon?
Mr.bear:- No not yet..I am having a new media protection suit developed in my secret lab.They are testing it on Osama if he doesn’t get caught,then they will take it away from me and I will use it…
Me:- now that is bad,you selfish bear! I am going to expose you..
And after that i forgot what happened..I think he wiped my memory,that is why it has taken me so long to remember.. *sigh,will get to interviewing him soon now that I remember…updates soon